A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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