Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Gay Rights

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A kid has no friends.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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