What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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