Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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