Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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YO FACE

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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