- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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