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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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whats chinese noodles

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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