A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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