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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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