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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why did it die Nothing died

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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