A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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no

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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a man said hi.

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I would rape her

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How old are you? 20

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Anti Joke

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