What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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