- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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