- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

When is a door not a door? Never.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

its all aodhan

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

-Knock Knock -Come in!

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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