A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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