Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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