Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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YOU

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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politically correct!

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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give me a thumbs up

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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