What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Whats two plus two? Miles

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Jeff

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Where's my tractor?

hi

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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