What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Im taking a shit right now.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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