Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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