- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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