Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Guess what? The Game.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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