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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

So, this joke isn't funny.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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My parents have an open marriage.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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