- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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