- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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