- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Donkey lips

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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