- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Me Neither.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Women.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Women outside of the kitchen.

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