- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

You just read this ..

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

you lose.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Wait what? I did not type that!

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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