- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why was the woman?

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

There's a god, just kidding.

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