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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Nock Nock It's open.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

A black man walks Into a bar.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What's big and messy? A big mess

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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