How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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A shark ate your mom

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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