- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

GADZOOKS!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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