Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Gingers.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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