- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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