- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

children burning

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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