Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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