- Anti Joke

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

roses are red, violets are blue.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!