- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

identical jokes get different votes.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

How come anti jokes r funny

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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