- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Black people being friendly.

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