- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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