- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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