phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock There's no door

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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