A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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