knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

My parents have an open marriage.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Pain Olympics.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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