My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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