I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

9/11.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

brock has small hands for a small job

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Hahaha

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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