What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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