- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

GADZOOKS!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Religion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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