What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Samraj.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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