Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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