- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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