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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.