- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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