- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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