- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple