- Anti Joke

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What does two plus two equal? 4

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Women's rights.

24

What does two plus two equal? 4

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you