If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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