If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Elizabeth Warren

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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