- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

How high is a Chinaman

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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