Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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